impressions of various fandoms according to what I’ve seen on tumblr
Tiger & Bunny
My Little Pony
Game of Thrones
oh my god the accuracy here hurts.
Ouran Host Club
How to train your dragon:
Rise of the Guardians:
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
God bless drag queens.
I will always reblog this
Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.
Oh fuck yes.
If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.
Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets her wings.
Big shout out to all my “bulls” out there!!!!
IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO THINKS “OH I THINK IM GOING TO DRESS UP AS A SEXY CORN THIS HALLOWEEN”
“please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap”
because it’s a big fucking secret rite
This tag calls for another reblog
Don’t tell Victoria we found out her secret
oh jesus fucking christ
what do female pornstars do when on their period like do they get to take a weeks paid vacation or make menstruation porn or what what happens
I LOOKED IT UP AND SOMEONE SAID THEY GET A DEVICE INSIDE OF THEM THAT HOLDS THE BLOOD LONG ENOUGH FOR A SEX SCENE WHY
FYI: Opera singers in big companies get time off. Because it affects the vocal mechanism.
OPERA SINGERS GET TIME OFF WHEN ON THEIR PERIOD BUT PORNSTARS DONT
I don’t mean to be annoying I just admire you a lot please like me.
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
sorry.. i dont usually reblog porn…