The Legend of Cora

impressions of various fandoms according to what I've seen on tumblr

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:36:53 -0400

modern-hiccup:

lady-ceciliaphantomhive:

gleekilicious:

giovannuzza:

Homestuck

Tiger & Bunny

My Little Pony

Young Justice

Sherlock

Hetalia

Supernatural

Pandora Hearts

Kuroshitsuji

Doctor Who

Glee

DC/Marvel

Harry Potter

Game of Thrones

Hunger Games

Adventure Time

oh my god the accuracy here hurts.

Ouran Host Club

How to train your dragon:

Rise of the Guardians:

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:13:40 -0400

brianna4561:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets her wings.

zodiaccity: Big shout out to all my “bulls” out there!!!!

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:04:47 -0400

zodiaccity:

Big shout out to all my “bulls” out there!!!!

buttchunks: Someone just posted this on my newsfeed and I am...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:07:58 -0400

buttchunks:

Someone just posted this on my newsfeed and I am done

phantomdoodler: thegoatking: IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO THINKS “OH I THINK IM GOING TO DRESS UP AS A...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:45:10 -0400

phantomdoodler:

thegoatking:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO THINKS “OH I THINK IM GOING TO DRESS UP AS A SEXY CORN THIS HALLOWEEN”

ilovett: athomewithlana: llamasgotoheaven: itsgoodtoseayou: yuputkaswans: “please fix your...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:40:22 -0400

ilovett:

athomewithlana:

llamasgotoheaven:

itsgoodtoseayou:

yuputkaswans:

“please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap”

because it’s a big fucking secret rite

secret boobs

secret bra

secret

#the first rule of boob club is don’t talk about boobs

This tag calls for another reblog

Don’t tell Victoria we found out her secret

oh jesus fucking christ

Photo

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 22:12:02 -0400

phleps: harryspanglersolo: phleps: phleps: what do female pornstars do when on their period like...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:01:25 -0400

phleps:

harryspanglersolo:

phleps:

phleps:

what do female pornstars do when on their period like do they get to take a weeks paid vacation or make menstruation porn or what what happens

I LOOKED IT UP AND SOMEONE SAID THEY GET A DEVICE INSIDE OF THEM THAT HOLDS THE BLOOD LONG ENOUGH FOR A SEX SCENE WHY

FYI: Opera singers in big companies get time off. Because it affects the vocal mechanism.

OPERA SINGERS GET TIME OFF WHEN ON THEIR PERIOD BUT PORNSTARS DONT